Coming off of a somewhat disappointing review of Emma Starr, I needed someone to re-kindled my hope and faith in the modern porn industry.
Okay, okay, it wasn't that bad. But it's my blog, and I'm allowed hyperbole now and again.
Anyway, I did need something different to wash the taste of..
Nah, too easy.
(can you tell I'm in a bit of a mood? I blame the painkillers- long story, don't ask- now let's see if they make me a better writer, or just more annoying..)
Next up in the review que is Roxy Jezel. An import from across the pond (mom's British, dad's Thai), you may recognize her name from the second season of Jenna Jameson's Jenna's American Sex Star competition (and yes, you read that right- a Brit won. ::snerk:: ). Those of you who like your porn more on the hardcore side of the line probably recognized her name right off the bat, you naughty things you.
Normally I'm not one for spinners. I'm sorry, but I prefer my girls with a little bit of meat on them; anyone carrying a warning for the potential of severe tire damage just doesn't do much for me. And she's certainly a spinner- 5', 100lbs and change (and, thank the gods, she didn't ruin things by going in for the ridiculously oversized implants), easily.. ah.. flippable. ;)
Normally I'm not one for spinners. I'm sorry, but I prefer my girls with a little bit of meat on them; anyone carrying a warning for the potential of severe tire damage just doesn't do much for me. And she's certainly a spinner- 5', 100lbs and change (and, thank the gods, she didn't ruin things by going in for the ridiculously oversized implants), easily.. ah.. flippable. ;)
Yet I like this girl. :) Not as much as I like Sasha Grey, but Ms Jezel isn't someone I'd toss out of my bed. Well, at least not without rolling around with her for a bit first.
Pros:
- She's a dirty, filthy, nasty little slut. Can't go wrong there. Ever. She likes it hard, in multiples, and in places that prompt you to think 'there's no way that's going to fit...' (especially when taking into account the 'multiple' thing).
I'm actually giggling like a maniac that so many of her videos contain 'hardcore' in the title, because I just keep wondering "How on earth did they decide which ones should get that label, as opposed to others? It seems like all she did was hardcore."
- Screamer. 'Nuff said. ;)
- Flexibility. I have to give props to someone who can be giving a blowjob while at the same time rotate their body so they're standing up and getting fucked sideways (really- just look at the video, it's too difficult to describe without diagrams). Even at my most bendy I couldn't have pulled that off. Kudos, Ms. Jezel.
- She's not so prolific that you get sick of her. A bit over 350 movies over a period of five years or so isn't much at all. Sure, it might have been nice to see her branch out a bit, expand the repertoire, but really, I can't complain.. it's not like she didn't enjoy her fellow starlettes as well.
- She's a dirty, filthy, nasty little slut. Can't go wrong there. Ever. She likes it hard, in multiples, and in places that prompt you to think 'there's no way that's going to fit...' (especially when taking into account the 'multiple' thing).
I'm actually giggling like a maniac that so many of her videos contain 'hardcore' in the title, because I just keep wondering "How on earth did they decide which ones should get that label, as opposed to others? It seems like all she did was hardcore."
- Screamer. 'Nuff said. ;)
- Flexibility. I have to give props to someone who can be giving a blowjob while at the same time rotate their body so they're standing up and getting fucked sideways (really- just look at the video, it's too difficult to describe without diagrams). Even at my most bendy I couldn't have pulled that off. Kudos, Ms. Jezel.
- She's not so prolific that you get sick of her. A bit over 350 movies over a period of five years or so isn't much at all. Sure, it might have been nice to see her branch out a bit, expand the repertoire, but really, I can't complain.. it's not like she didn't enjoy her fellow starlettes as well.
- She (unintentionally) provides one hell of a punchline for a variety of porn jokes- she has a degree in Philosophy with a specialization in.. wait for it.. ethics. Hee. Hee hee hee hee. I love it.
Cons:
There's no way to put this delicately, so be forewarned.
- She sounds like she's thisclose to vomiting whenever she's giving a blowjob.
There's no way to put this delicately, so be forewarned.
- She sounds like she's thisclose to vomiting whenever she's giving a blowjob.
Some of you may want to argue that such a noise is part-and-parcel with deepthroating; I would disagree, and amend such a statement to 'part and parcel with uncontrolled deepthroating'- the kind of rapid, show-offy kind of action you see in some current mainstream porn (um, or in some D/s play). It's.. distracting, and a little disconcerting.
- More of a XVideos complaint: the majority of the videos archived on the site are entirely too brief. 3-4 minutes is enough to get one interested, but not quite finish the job. Just make sure you open a few windows so you can play them in succession (or find one of the lengthier ones).
Only two cons (well, one and a half, really)- quite impressive!
Sadly, Ms Jezel retired from the industry in September of 2009. Thank goodness for the permanency of the internet. :)
Sadly, Ms Jezel retired from the industry in September of 2009. Thank goodness for the permanency of the internet. :)
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