Careful about those qualifiers, folks..

Quote from an entry the other week:

"FYI, there are few things more awkward than texting a coworker and trying to explain that you've been ordered to ask if they would be willing to spank you."

I'm up at 3AM, way, way, WAY past my bedtime, having what can easily be categorized as the strangest conversation I've had in years.  Significantly stranger than the one that precipitated the above quote.  And I have a fairly high number of strange conversations, especially these days.

It's quite a lovely, enjoyable conversation.. and also frustrating as hell because I just know that the other party won't remember it in a few hours and nothing will come of it.  But, just in case he pops over this way when he's a tad more sober, I'm putting this in writing to jog his memory:

If you're even remotely serious, name the time and place and I will absolutely have a threesome with you and your wife.  NSA.


Hmm.. do you think that makes me sound too desperate, dear readers?  ;)